Late Laughs for the week of April 7 - 13, 2019

Late Night With Seth Meyers

According to a new report, the average city bus in New York travels just 6.4 miles per hour, which transit researchers have pointed out is nearly two miles per hour slower than a rat can sprint. So next time you're being chased by a rat, don't take the bus!   A scientist in Germany has found that female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid the males bothering them. "Same," said women on Tinder.   A food company will begin selling a giant egg made up of over 100 grams of cheddar cheese ahead of Easter. "Guys, I think you lost the plot here," said Jesus.   Italy implemented new laws this week that will fine parents up to $560 for sending unvaccinated children to school if they are between the ages of six and 16. Sa...