Late Laughs for the week of December 4 - 10

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

As a performer, there are three things you don't want to follow: animals, children or a fascist takeover of your country — "Cabaret" aside.   [With regard to] Dr. Oz, losing this [election] is a huge blow for the far right of Pennsylvania, which in Oz's case is New Jersey.   Nevada officials are still receiving mail-in ballots [as of Nov. 9], which, by state law, can be counted if they arrive as late as Saturday. But everybody knows time passes quickly in Vegas; you go to kill 10 minutes at the blackjack table and the next thing you know it's two weeks later and you're married to a French-Canadian contortionist from Cirque du Soleil.   As of this morning [Nov. 9], neither candidate [Herschel Walker nor Raphae...