Late Laughs for the week of July 25 - 31

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Well, guys, the Olympics are almost here and today the organizers announced that venues will be at 50% capacity. That's right, 50% — which means only four people will be allowed to watch fencing instead of the usual eight.   NASA is struggling to fix a computer on the Hubble Space Telescope that was developed in the 1980s. Yup, it's from the '80s, so the manual only says, "Remove circuit board and blow on it."   It just came out that [Donald] Trump's former bodyguard is the latest member of the Trump organization to be investigated by New York prosecutors. And get this: the guy's name is — and I'm not making this up — the guy's name is Matthew Calamari. [He] looks like a bouncer at Olive Garden. No word yet ...