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Late Laughs for the week of October 17 - 23

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Big news today as Pfizer announced that a low dose of its vaccine is "safe and effective for kids," ages five to 11. It's great news until you hear a six-year-old say, "I want to do my own research first."   Out in California, I saw that some McDonald's locations are now offering free vaccines. It's not every location, so double check before you let a clown stab you with a needle. ... It took 66 years, but there's finally something healthy at McDonald's.   New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio addressed world leaders [coming to the United Nations General Assembly] and said, "If you don't want to be vaccinated, don't bother coming." New Yorkers agreed with the mayor. They were like, "Yeah, stay out! ... and take de Bl...