Late Laughs for the week of July 26 - August 1

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Barcelona's Liceu Grand Theatre held its reopening and, to mark the occasion, a string quartet performed a concert for nearly 2,300 potted plants. It must have been a pretty bad performance since they made the entire audience leaf.  

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Like you, I'm getting tired of quarantine. We've been home now for nine and a half weeks, and not once has Mickey Rourke blindfolded me and spoon-fed me cherries!   I'm sure he means it to sound comforting, but "transitioning to greatness" really sounds like something a cult leader says right before the end.   The packaging on boxes of Cream of Wheat may soon change. Great! While they're at it, just get rid of the whole p...