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Late Laughs for the week of September 13 - 19, 2020

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

It was the first night of the virtual Democratic National Convention ... because nothing fires up Americans quite like long speeches over Zoom.   Each night of the convention has a theme. For example, tonight's theme is "We the people," tomorrow is "Leadership matters" and the next day is "Please don't switch to Netflix."   Trump settled on fireworks at the Washington Monument after they told him it was impossible to have lasers shoot out of the eyes on Mount Rushmore.   A glitch at a chocolate factory in Switzerland caused an entire town to be dusted in cacao. America is in the throes of a pandemic, racial upheaval and a recession. Meanwhile, Europe is like, "Oh no, the town is covered in chocolate!" &nbs...