Late Laughs for the week of September 15 - 21, 2019

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

A chef was going through customs at the airport in Los Angeles when he got caught with a bag full of piranhas. But they let him go when he was like, "Those are my emotional support piranhas."   A computer glitch grounded flights across the country for several major airlines, including American, Delta, United and Southwest. Most airlines apologized, while Southwest said, "We're considered a 'major airline?' Awesome!"   Scientists have built a six-foot, 10-inch robot that can hit perfect three-pointers. Unfortunately, rival scientists built a six-foot, 11-inch robot that can say, "Not in my house!"   A school in Japan is teaching people how to become professional mascots. When the Elmo in Times Square heard, ...