Late Laughs for the week of December 5 - 11

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

After months of dragging their feet, I think we're all shocked the Democrats actually got this [passing the infrastructure bill] done. The party has gone from "Yes, we can!" to "Wait, we did?!"   Tabloids are reporting about Joe Biden's "long fart" at the global climate change gathering in Scotland. ... The president's alleged cheek squeak happened during a chat with British royal Camilla Parker Bowles and it was "audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush." And it takes a lot to make the duchess embarrassed — her entire family is old farts.   There might be a cure for COVID. On Friday, Pfizer announced that its new pill could cut the risk of hospitalization and death by 90%. ... Now, this pill does not pr...