Late Night With Seth Meyers

The State Department said that the downed Chinese spy balloons were carrying surveillance equipment capable of intercepting communications — they needed some way of spying on people who still hadn't downloaded Tik Tok.   An owl was recently removed from a college library in Georgia. And this is annoying: now it's saying "Whom."   Buckingham Palace yesterday [Feb. 13] announced that Queen Camilla tested positive for the coronavirus. Luckily, as a royal, she was already planning on doing nothing for the next two weeks.   The maker of the robot vacuum cleaner Roomba announced yesterday [ Feb. 13] that the company would lay off roughly 7% of its workforce. And since it was Roomba, it took everyone 45 minutes to find the...

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