Late Laughs for the week of September 29 - October 5, 2019

Jimmy Kimmel Live

President Trump is finally getting the money for that wall of his. Let me tell you something about that wall. That wall is like Donald Trump's sex life: he talks a big game, but in the end he will not be able to get it up.   Not only do we have fake news, we now have fake weather, too. I'm hoping we get fake sports, because I want to see the Mets win the World Series.   The only American who's really using his vacation is Donald Trump. The first item on Trump's schedule today -- and this is true -- was at 11:45 a.m.. People who work at marijuana dispensaries get to work earlier than that. It's a little bit weird when Guillermo is actually working harder than the president of the United States.  

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