Late Laughs for the week of May 19 - 25, 2019


A poll taken of college students found that their first choice for president is Joe Biden and their second choice is Bernie Sanders. Apparently, college students are excited to not show up to vote for either one.   Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he wants to now invent a noiseless leaf-blower. Then someone took Musk to a hardware store and showed him a rake.   A comedian has won the presidential election in Ukraine. He's already sold his inaugural address as a one-hour Netflix special.   Last night, Bernie Sanders said that even people in prison should be allowed to vote. Bernie is building an unusual constituency made up of millennials and Bill Cosby.   In June, President Trump will visit the U.K. and have a state dinner with Queen E...