Late Laughs for the week of July 5 - 11, 2020

Late Night With Seth Meyers

The Department of Agriculture announced last week that a dog in New York had tested positive for the coronavirus. "Aw, that's too bad," said the cat who coughed on him.   Today is the 71st anniversary of the publishing of George Orwell's novel "1984." Look for it in your bookstore's "Told You So" aisle.   Producers of an updated version of the Looney Tunes cartoons announced yesterday that characters like Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam will no longer carry guns. That's right. From now on, it's all poisoning.   Trump asked Stephen Miller to write a speech for him about race relations. Stephen Miller? The guy behind the Muslim ban and putting kids in cages? You might as well ask Melania to write you a love letter.   ...