Late Laughs for the week of May 3 - 9, 2015
The Late Show: David Letterman
How many of you intentionally don't pay your taxes? Me, neither. Whenever I go there to my accountant's office, I'm taken up in the elevator blindfolded. I said: "I'm worried about having money for retirement." He said: "Don't worry, you'll get your cut."
We have Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham all running for president. It's all part of the Republican plan to make Jeb Bush look presidential.
Recaps for the week of April 27 - May 1
Billy Miller stars in “General Hospital”
The Bold and the Beautiful
Wyatt continues his pursuit of Nicole in an effort to learn what Maya's secret is. When Pam overhears Wyatt telling Liam about his night with Nicole, she runs to Charlie and the two of them make an effort to get to the bottom of Maya's secret on their own. When Charlie comes up with a theory about Maya, Pam shoots him down and dissuades any further digging out of fear that they could lose their jobs. Meanwhile, Rick and Ridge have a massive fight over the latest designs, and Ridge threatens to resign from Forrester Creations. While Maya grows suspicious of Wyatt's interest in Nicole, Bill urges his sons to continue digging until they find out what Maya's secret is. Katie tries to be the voice of reason and urges the Spencer men to act with integrity as they try to take over Forrester Creations. Rick sees a personal jeweler to find the perfect engagement ring to match Maya's beauty and makes plans for them to take a romantic trip to the Big Bear cabin. Maya makes a promise to Nicole that she will disclose everything to Rick if they become engaged.
Days of Our Lives
Brady and Melanie find themselves trapped in Kristen's dungeon, and they make a desperate attempt to escape. Theresa is at last reunited with her baby. In San Francisco, Paul receives another surprise visitor. Adrienne and Kate get into a huge argument. After Chad plants a kiss on Abigail, he makes a confession that unsettles her. Aiden and Hope argue about Clyde, while Clyde warns Will not to write the article about him. After Nicole experiences another blowup with Daniel about secrets, she starts to change course when she shares a nice moment with Eric. Meanwhile, Serena inadvertently makes a grave mistake. Eve is offered some friendly advice from Rafe. Victor takes appropriate measures when he fears that Stefano will seek revenge.
General Hospital
Michael and Sabrina continue to bond, while Morgan and Kiki are surprised by a visitor when they arrive at home. While Michael considers an offer made by Sonny and Carly, Ned updates him on the status of ELQ. Franco harbors suspicions about Nina's actions. Olivia suddenly experiences sharp labor pains. Carly experiences a momentous revelation. Ric shares a secret with Molly and later tells Elizabeth that he has a big surprise planned. Sam eavesdrops on a private conversation, while Jake shares a moment with Elizabeth. Brad is met with an unexpected guest. The Nurses Ball gets underway with red carpet arrivals. At the big event, a marriage proposal is made and two big secrets are exposed.
The Young and the Restless
Michael and Lauren end up in a huge fight in front of everyone. Jill calls Michael out, while Cane tries to comfort Lauren. When Avery shows up at her door looking for Dylan, Sharon accuses her of really wanting to be with Joe instead of Dylan. Later, Nick blames Sharon for everything their kids are going through, and Dylan jumps to her defense. Sharon says that Nick is just as much to blame as she is. Kyle plans a romantic evening for the recently widowed Summer and is surprised when she won't accept an expensive necklace from him. Summer tells him she's not sure she likes the man he's become and she leaves. Sage is concerned by Chelsea's sudden interest in Gabriel. Ashley and Victoria clash over business matters.
The fine art of flying solo: 'Weird Loners' wraps up its freshman season
Becki Newton, Zachary Knighton, Meera Rohit Kumbhani and Nate Torrence star in “Weird Loners”
Trisha's Southern Kitchen, on Food Network US
After going toe-to-toe during a sparring session at the boxing gym, Trisha and her sister prepare a hearty Italian feast in this new episode. Their menu includes penne with spicy sausage sauce, garlic bread and orange and almond biscotti.
Blue Bloods, on CBS
Another dramatic season comes to a close as the Reagan family fights crime in the Big Apple in this season finale. While TV veteran Tom Selleck leads the cast as patriarch and police commissioner Frank Reagan, the ensemble also includes Donnie Wahlberg, Bridget Moynahan and Will Estes.
Q: Is it true they're making another Rocky movie? Isn't Stallone getting a little old to be boxing?
While it's technically true that another Rocky movie is in the works, it's the first one to not actually be called "Rocky," and Sylvester Stallone's iconic character won't be the guy getting punched in the ring.
Stallone will play boxer Rocky Balboa, but he's there as mentor to a young boxer named Adonis Creed, the grandson of his old adversary, Apollo. In keeping with the series' tradition of title creativity, the film will be called "Creed."
Smooth as silk: Season 2 of 'Penny Dreadful' weaves together an impeccable narrative
Eva Green stars in “Penny Dreadful”
There's danger in the very streets of London! Where penny dreadfuls were cheap, sensationalized stories of criminals, detectives and the supernatural published in the 19th century, Showtime's "Penny Dreadful" is a show where grinding gears herald the turn of the century and passion and death were easier to come upon.
The Blacklist, on NBC
When Red (James Spader) sets his sights on a money-laundering bank that was recently robbed, Liz (Megan Boone) questions his motives. After impressing everyone on Cooper's (Harry Lennix) team, a new member (Mozhan Marnò) joins the taskforce.
Arrow, on CW
As Oliver (Stephen Amell) undergoes a transformation, Nyssa (Katrina Law) and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) continue training in this new episode. When Nyssa realizes the League of Assassins is coming for her, she braces to fight them alone.
Q: Who played Poseidon in "Once Upon a Time"? He looked really familiar to me.
Having mastered the busting of ghosts, Ernie Hudson took to television to try busting fairy-tale characters.
Hudson, who played a villainous version of the Greek sea god Poseidon on ABC's "Once Upon a Time" a few weeks ago, is best known by just about everyone for having played Winston Zeddmore in the modern classic "Ghostbusters" (1984) and its 1989 sequel.