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Late Laughs for the week of September 17 - 23, 2017

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

Costco has to pay Tiffany's $19 million for selling 2,500 fake Tiffany rings. Husbands don't know what's worse, having to tell their wife her ring ISN'T from Tiffany, or that it IS from Costco.   I read about a 98-year-old woman and a 94-year-old man here in New York who just got married. And if you want to get them a gift, hurry!   A man in the U.K. saved his pet tortoise by giving it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation — at least, that's what he told his wife when she walked in on them.   I read that New York City could host the World Cup in 2026. That's right, thousands of people trying not to use their hands — or as that's called in New York, "riding the subway."   The Connecticut Lottery's mobile app m...