Late Laughs for the week of January 13 - 19, 2019

Late Night With Seth Meyers

A British company is selling an artificial Christmas tree that only has branches on the top half to protect it from being ruined by cats. Now, the only thing that will be ruined by cats is your life.   In a recent New York Times article, a Harvard professor suggested that people eat only six French fries per sitting. The article is called, "We're Taking Away the Only Thing You Have Left."   Sources told the New York Times that President Trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen feels his life has been destroyed by his relationship with President Trump. Oh, I feel the same way. When we started "Late Night," it was supposed to be a cooking show.   President Trump prompted questions last night after he used a full presidential mot...