Late Laughs for the week of July 9 - 15, 207

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick announced today that he is taking a leave of absence from the company. But he'll be back in three minutes -- no, wait, now it says five …   First lady Melania Trump and son Barron officially moved into the White House yesterday. Unfortunately, during the move, someone left the gate open and Sean Spicer ran away.   According to a new poll, Americans find former FBI director James Comey to be more trustworthy than President Trump. Also, more Americans prefer Pepsi to the bottle marked "Rat Poison."   Happy birthday to President Trump, who turned 71 today. So the president is a man in his 70s who wants a golf score in the 60s, his country in the '50s and a wife in her 20s.   According to...