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Late Laughs for the week of August 11 - 17, 2019

Conan

Democrats are invoking a law that goes all the way back to 1924. The law was written by a middle-aged Bernie Sanders.   Facebook is introducing a new feature where you can select up to nine Facebook friends you would like to date. This new feature is called "cheating."   In Britain, tests of English river shrimp found that every single one of them had traces of cocaine in their system. That explains the No. 1 complaint about river shrimp: it tastes like it's been awake for days.   Things are getting tense here at Comic Con this year. Earlier today, I saw President Trump tell three Klingons to go back where they came from!

 

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

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